an dame nang weirdo masyado
i mean yeah geek den ako
but c’mon I don’t gotta dress up as a fictional character
I’m being marginalized by a community that I spearheaded
cause of my levelheadedness
by not wanting to look like a complete idiot
ohhh how i wish to belong
 …
 I guess I’ll always be the proud outsider

(yeah I’m a party pooper)

Infinite Stairway Paradox Philippine Version

it’s a cycle

he’ll blame all the shit on GMA

then next term he’ll run for a second term saying he needs to finish what he started cuz the last administration fucked it up so much na he needs more time to work on it. Then we all fall down!


Sound familiar?

I was listening to this song the whole day. I mean really listened to what it meant, and found that it was a theme that was really close to my heart, in short he’s saying “You did not have to end up like this! I wanted to take care of you. Stop complaining to me about him, cause you could have picked me, and I would have been so good for you, and it still fuckin burns me to this day!” Elvis Costello was able to put all this emotion like “I’m still not over you”, “Am I still not good enough in your eyes”, “Is there still a chance for us?”, “I can’t believe you picked him over me” and a lot more in two stanzas. That’s how good a song writer Elvis Costello is a rarity nowadays concise yet poetic.

P.S. To all my “Alisons” out there. Yeah my aim is still true.

i wanna write childrens books with subliminal messages that will make them worship my newfound church of BADGERTIME!

Sexying up, for a very sexy time, at the sexy sexy party!

I think of you every night. It’s weird how I vividly remember how we used to be, and knowing all the while that it shall never be so again. I remember how your smile used to be sweet as a well kept secret, and how being with you always made me feel like I was the sheepish grin after a lie. How seeing you naked reminds me of perfume. 

FUCKING BITCH!!!

I used to be indifferent to Yoshinoya. I found it to bee too bland for my palate, and a bit unappetizing to mine eyes. It had me thinkin though, “Why is it all over the world?” So I did some research and found that there was actually a method to eating this Japanese import. One that I will now impart to you guys, yes all 5 of you. I’ll make it step by step for your convenience. 1) Order the Gyudon (too basic) ok on to the next step 2) ask for some Red Ginger. They will never offer it to you. You’ll have to ask for it. 3) Get a bottle of Soy Sauce and a bottle of the red chili powder from the condiments section. 4) Mix the red ginger, soy sauce, and chili powder to your prefference. 5) eat it and enjoy.

I used to be indifferent to Yoshinoya. I found it to bee too bland for my palate, and a bit unappetizing to mine eyes. It had me thinkin though, “Why is it all over the world?” So I did some research and found that there was actually a method to eating this Japanese import. One that I will now impart to you guys, yes all 5 of you. I’ll make it step by step for your convenience.

1) Order the Gyudon (too basic) ok on to the next step

2) ask for some Red Ginger. They will never offer it to you. You’ll have to ask for it.

3) Get a bottle of Soy Sauce and a bottle of the red chili powder from the condiments section.

4) Mix the red ginger, soy sauce, and chili powder to your prefference.

5) eat it and enjoy.

is excited this Holy week. It means that my friends in Facebook will upload their bikini pics. Ahhhhh prepare the motion lotion.

Take Me Back Tuesdays, should be changed to Take Me Back Weekdays. Bitin pag Tuesday lang. Dapat Monday to Friday.

Successfully ditched work today, by claiming that my killer Bourbon hangover was a mild case of food poisoning. Being a deceptive, manipulative, bastard sure has its perks.