I know we don’t see each other as often as we used to, or as much as we want to. I just want you to know that whenever you got problems, just call my name. No matter what it is, I’ll be there in 2 secondst. Unless I’m playing a video game, or reading a stack of comic books, marathoning a TV show, or feeling lazy. Especially not when I’m watching porn! Just wanted you to know that. Friends forever!

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